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Quiz of the Month:
How Serious Are You About Chickens?
Take this quiz, and find out!
1. You're in your living room watching TV, and an add comes on about saving chickens. You...
A. Jump out of your seat and start screaming. You're so exited that there's a chicken on the screen!
B. Shrug your shoulders-what evs. A chicken...meh.
C. Smile. You love to see chickens in your regular life. Great!
2. You're at your friend's house, and when dinner is served, you see that it is chicken. You..
A. Refuse to eat it. Chickens deserve to be alive!
B. Eat it, but you don't really enjoy it.
C. Say, "Great!" You love everything about chickens... especially how they taste!
3. Your buying your friend a birthday present, and she really likes stuffed animal chickens. You see they don't have any, you...
A. Get your mom to drive you to another store. You need to get the perfect gift.
B. Pick out another stuffed animal for them. They won't notice the difference...right?
C. Pick out a duck. Ducks are relatives of chickens...it's the best you can do.
4. In art class, your assignment is to make a colage out of magazines about your favorite animal. No one can have the same animal, though and when you see your friend has chosen the chicken, you...
A.Plead your friend until she gives in, and let's you have the chicken.
B. Decide to do a unicorn, your second favorite animal. Whatever... next time.
C. Compromise with your friend. She does a chicken, and you do a rooster. It all worked out.
If you answered mostly A's...
You feel very strongly about chickens, and keeping them alive. It's good that you like chickens, and want them to stay safe, but maybe you should take a couple steps away from the chicken life. You can still love chickens, and have fun with them, just don't be so obsessed. Remember, chickens are also yummy!
If you answered mostly
B's...
You say you love them... but do you really? It seems like you claim to like chickens, but your actions speak the truth. It's okay to like chickens, and it's okay not too. Sometimes you
a bit unsure which you are... in the middle, maybe? Just remember that it's okay to have different feelings than others.
If you answered mostly
C's...
You like chickens-but your not hard
on yourself...good. Your cool with
chickens, and you like them, but you
make sure that your love for them
doesn't get in the way of your life.
Keep the good work up.
Quiz of the Month:
Are you ready to have a pet chicken?
1. Your parents just won't let you have a pet chicken. But finally, you are able to convince them...under one condition. You must care for the chicken all by yourself. They're not sure you can do it, but you tell them you can. They're not convinced. You,
A. Plead them, and plead them until they finally give in.
B. Make a list of all of the things you would have to do, and present it to them, showing you know how and what to do.
C. Sigh. It's not worth it. Maybe when you go off to college you'll buy one to live with you. Hopefully your roommate won't mind...
In science class, your disecting animals. When you hear that you're going to be disecting chicken legs, you're not sure what to do you:
A. Pretend to be sick the day you do the disection. You can't bear to see a chicken torn apart...! Noooooo!
B. Come to school and do the disection. It will be good to know how the chicken body works before you get a pet chicken.
C. Talk to a friend who also likes chickens and see what they're doing. maybe you'll be there for the first half, and talk to your teacher about your feelings. He/She'll understand, right?
2. You're at the pet store with you bff, helping them and their little brother pick out a dog. There are 3 dogs that they like, but they can't decide which one. They ask you to choose for them. You choose:
A. Tell him/her that you can't choose. Although the one who's name is Chicky is kinda cute...whatever. You don't care.
B. The one who's name is Chicky. It's name has something to do with chickens...duh!
C. The first one you lay your eyes on. They're all cute and you don't really care what dog they want.
After your parents finally say you can get a chicken, you all go to the store. When you get there, you immediately start to shop. Suddenly, you hear squawking and see that the chicken you had your eye on to buy had escaped and was attacking a shopper. You:
A. Immediatly leave. This is scary!! You're not going to get a pet chicken for a while...
B. Decide on another chicken in the store. That chicken may be a bit dangerous...
C. Come back the next day. Maybe the chicken will have calmed down by then.
If you answered mostly A's,
You may be a little bit scared, possibly? You seem to be a bit timid about getting a pet chicken. If you don't feel ready, then that's okay! Take your time and get one when you're ready, and old enough to really care. Remember, chickens can't hurt you if you train them. They are very tame animals most of the time...
If you answered mostly B's,
Your ready for roosters! It sound like you are determined tohave a pet chicken, and you sound like you can actually do it! You're parents or decision makers have made the right decision if they let you have a pet chicken. You are a responsible, chickenlover. Whoop whoop!
If you answered mostly C's,
I can tell you really want a chicken, but aren't quite ready. You rely on your piers, rather than your instinct. If you want a chicken, but aren't sure if you are ready. maybe you could "share" a chicken with a chickenlover friend.
