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News from the Chicken Files
Who doesn't love chicken jokes?
(courtesy of Jokes4us.com)
Q: Where do chickens grow?
A: On Eggplants!
Q: Why did the Turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Q: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?
A: A Chicken Ceasar Salad! (A Chicken sees a salad)
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A "cuckoo" chicken!
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot.
Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo"!
Bonus Joke:
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Can you think of any other funny jokes? Let me know in the comments section. Include your name, so I can let readers know who found the joke! Thanks! -Chickenlicious editor.
From my readers!
#1:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To be determined
(yes. that is part of the joke)
-becky
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